📻 Tune the Dial — Sample Transmission
A live pull from IPFS, straight off the decentralized airwaves. The full vault is being pinned track by track — this is your proof the signal is real.
🔥 Dropping to IPFS Soon
First out of the vault — the singles the A&R parrot won't shut up about. Play buttons light up as each track gets pinned.
Hate-Fuck Hymn
The shortlist topper. Hook first, mercy never.
Pinning soon
Boner and Pistol
Sub-two-minute chaos, built for the algorithm and banned by your conscience.
Pinning soon
Darwin Was a Dick
Evolution never sounded this bitter. Or this catchy.
Pinning soon
Feel Alive Wanna Die
Braggadocio slams into vulnerability mid-verse. The Paranoid Bill special.
Pinning soon
Win Some Lose Some
Anthem for everybody grinding. Comes with an Alt 2 for the heads.
Pinning soon
🕹️ The Penny Arcade
Games built from prompts, played for a penny. Every play sends 1¢ to the game author — kept as credit until real payouts go live. Best-game contest crowns a champion every season.
🎙️ The Sound Booth
The AI-producer vocal booth: ten takes per line, ruthless feedback between takes, comped into a final vocal — with a timestamped authorship chain proving the human behind the mic.
🦜 A word from the crew
The Asspirate says: "Welcome aboard, ye landlubber. This ship sails under one flag: yours. Bring yer weirdest cargo — the sea don't judge, and neither do we."
Dirtybird squawks: "He says that because nobody else would have him. Also: read the Station Code before ye touch anything."